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Good pick for gnomes maybe
Far too small for adult human hands so I gave them to my neighbour's kids as they are learning guitar. Within a week they were back asking for more!
Surely they can't be going though them that fast, I wondered? Especially as they are made with carbon fibre for durability. Maybe they kept dropping and losing them too?
Nope. It turned out that they had some imaginary gnome friends who had got so attached to these tiny picks that they had kidnapped the cat and wanted more of them as a ransom.
"Woah there!", I said. "I can't buy more picks just to appease these tiny, imaginary terrorists, or they'll keep doing it for more!".
So I told their parents about the cat and now the kids have been grounded for a month. They'll have plenty of time in their room to play guitar, even though they have dropped and lost all the picks.
It seems that there are some subversive elements withing Dunlop HQ that seek to undermine the company by selling useless picks in an effort to get people to learn some fingerstyle.
Could be them plectrum stealing gnomes again...
Surely they can't be going though them that fast, I wondered? Especially as they are made with carbon fibre for durability. Maybe they kept dropping and losing them too?
Nope. It turned out that they had some imaginary gnome friends who had got so attached to these tiny picks that they had kidnapped the cat and wanted more of them as a ransom.
"Woah there!", I said. "I can't buy more picks just to appease these tiny, imaginary terrorists, or they'll keep doing it for more!".
So I told their parents about the cat and now the kids have been grounded for a month. They'll have plenty of time in their room to play guitar, even though they have dropped and lost all the picks.
It seems that there are some subversive elements withing Dunlop HQ that seek to undermine the company by selling useless picks in an effort to get people to learn some fingerstyle.
Could be them plectrum stealing gnomes again...
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